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I'm the Blood Sugar Fairy. If you can see me, yours is too low.
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Posted 1 February 2009
If you truly loved me, you'd swim back to the ship and get my diabetes medicine.
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Posted 1 February 2009
As you can see, your wife left a few messages reminding you to check your blood sugar.
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Posted 16 December 2008
I'd be in trouble with my glucose levels, too, if my wisdom tooth hadn't overruled my sweet tooth.
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Posted 1 October 2008
Are you depressed because you have diabetes or is diabetes causing your depression? Yes!
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Posted 1 August 2008
In commodities, sugar spiked at an all time high, then just as quickly dropped like a brick.
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Posted 1 June 2008
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Dad's on the Stone Age diet to help control his sugar levels. I'm sticking with the Flintstones vitamins.
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Posted 4 February 2008
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I was married eighteen times before it occured to me that I shouldn't use my arrows as a lancing device.
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Posted 3 February 2008
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How come you always call me 'sweetie-pie' when Daddy says you aren't supposed to have any sweets 'cuz you got di-beedees.
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Posted 29 January 2008
This is so romantic, Darling. Just you and me and your dietician.
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Posted 29 January 2008
… and our lucky super lotto winner has just told us his winning five numbers were the results of his last five blood glucose tests…
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Posted 29 January 2008
A sure sign someone is unclear on the concept of tight blood glucose control.
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Posted 29 January 2008
I beg your pardon, but I am not a diabetic… I am what you should refer to as 'Pancreatically- Disadvantaged'.
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Posted 29 January 2008
Dad had to stop and take another blood test. How many more tests is he going to take before he passes?
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Posted 29 January 2008
Although Emma truly appreciated her husband's attempts to create sugar-free desserts, his latest creation made her consider barring him from the kitchen.
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Posted 29 January 2008
Being both a die-hard football fan and a diabetic, Adrian made it a point to watch all the college bowl games, except for the Sugar Bowl.
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Posted 29 January 2008
I think you're going overboard with this compliancy issue, Doc!
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Posted 29 January 2008
Sometimes the worst thing about a hypoglycemic episode is later hearing what you actually did and where.
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Posted 27 January 2008
To Walter, it suddenly became painfully apparent that it was indeed time for a new lancet.
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Posted 27 January 2008
I realize you have diabetes, Mr. Carlton. However, I don't think the IRS is going to allow you to deduct the depreciation in the value of pancreas.
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Posted 27 January 2008
I live in constant fear that one day my hypoglycemic episodes will end up on YouTube.
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Posted 16 September 2007
I’ve got good news and bad news. We’re very close to finding a cure. We have five years left on our funding.
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Posted 1 October 2007
It was either get a second mortgage or take on a sponsor.
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Posted 1 October 2007
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Actos! It looks like they worship the same thing we do.
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Posted 18 July 2007
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Be honest with me, Doc… What will this do to my abiliity to jump over the moon?
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Posted 21 May 2007
My insulin levels feel really out of whack.
How much sugar is there in a traffic jam?
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Posted 9 April 2007
I prefer to be called your diabetes counselor,
not your meter maid.
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Posted 5 April 2007
Be honest with me, doc. How much longer do I have to ignore your diagnosis?
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Posted 5 April 2007
It was just a hypoglycemic episode. Could you get some candy and push me back in?
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Posted 8 February 2007
You’ve got to act sensible, and eat the positive, eliminate the negative, and don’t mess with Mr. Sugar in between! (unless you have low blood sugar)
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Posted 8 February 2007
Miracle my eye. If they only knew how much it cost us in research and development!
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Posted 8 February 2007
Your diabetes is out of control! I want you to stop eating those little children and move out of that sugar shack!
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Posted 11 October 2006
If you take that shot, my name is Tate—Regurgi-Tate.
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Posted 20 September 2006
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That’s our exchange student. She helps Albert with his diabetic exchanges.
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Posted 7 September 2006
Don’t worry about your dietitian finding out, Allison. What happens in Baskin & Robbins stays in Baskin & Robbins.
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Posted 20 August 2006
Oh no, darling. You misunderstood. When I said I had cold feet, I just meant I had some diabetic symptoms.
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Posted 20 June 2006
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Oh, and I lost 30 pounds and my blood sugar levels have been going down daily.
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Posted 20 June 2006
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I never should have tied one on before getting my medic alert tattoo.
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Posted 22 May 2006
It’s not a reality show. This is my HMO’s compliancy team.
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Posted 20 April 2006
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What’s so hilarious? All I asked was, Do you have any sugar-free donuts?
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Posted 19 March 2006
I keep this to remind me of what could happen if I don’t carefully monitor my BG levels.
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Posted 19 March 2006
Oh boy, Arnold. Just what I wanted. Sugar-free chocolate-covered ants!
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Posted 18 February 2006
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I may have nine lives, but you don’t. So do me a favor, start taking your diabetes a little more seriously.
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Posted 18 February 2006
And then the big bear said, someone’s been eating my sugar-free desserts.
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Posted 18 February 2006
That’s not what the doctor meant when he said to use alcohol after each injection, Howard.
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Posted 18 February 2006
Honey, play 121. That was my blood sugar reading this morning after breakfast.
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Posted 23 January 2006
We're training the bees to make sugar-free honey. They don't much like the idea.
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Posted 23 January 2006
Good news, honey . . . The butcher said that the turkey had diabetes.
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Posted 23 November 2005
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Oh, don’t mind me. I’ve already seen the doctor. I’m just waiting till he’s through with Diabetes Health magazine, so I can finish the article I was reading.
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Posted 23 November 2005
It’s sugar-free, carb-free, fat-free and sodium-free—but not cost-free!
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Posted 10 November 2005
It's funny how we met. I mistook his hypoglycemic episode for the mating dance.
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Posted 10 November 2005
As a magazine editor with diabetes, I am doubly concerned about circulation.
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Posted 10 November 2005
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When you get to be my age, you'll learn to know what's in demand.
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Posted 10 November 2005
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So much for the decrease in my carb intake. Let's move on to quarterly profits.
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Posted 10 November 2005
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Because you've been listening to old Barry Gibb records, your BeeGee levels are normal.
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Posted 10 November 2005
I've been alternating my test sites. Yesterday is was Chavez Ravine, today it's Disneyland, tomorrow it'll be Universal Studios.
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Posted 10 November 2005
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I don't think this is what your doctor meant by lowering your carbs, honey.
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Posted 10 November 2005
My goodness, you're right! That was Wilford Brimley dropping off my diabetes supplies.
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Posted 10 November 2005
Tests show your BG levels are high. That could be one reason for your irritability!
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Posted 10 November 2005
Okay, I've packed the sleeping bags, fishing poles, tent, pots and pans, meter and strips and glucose tablets. Billy, did you pack your stuff? Billy? ... Billy...?
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Posted 10 November 2005
Oh, dear. My darn insurance company is now denying me the right to see my doctor about my diabetes.
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Posted 10 November 2005
Say, pal, could you drive for a while? I need to check my glucose levels.
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Posted 10 November 2005
They have me testing Equal, Sweet'n-Low and Splenda. I've now developed artificial diabetes.
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Posted 10 November 2005
To all men who created Equal, Sweet'n Low and all other sugar substitutes
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Posted 12 December 2006
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We can control your BG levels. but I'm afraid you're still going to be goofy!
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Posted 10 November 2005
No, I didn't give you your diabetes. But sure, I'll take credit for it.
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Posted 10 November 2005
We stabilize our BG levels and you should be losing that pale green complexion.
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Posted 14 December 2006
It’s a grueling new reality show about a group of people with diabetes trying to get fair treatment.
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Posted 10 November 2005
Be honest with me, Doc. How much longer can I go ignoring your advice to keep checking my blood glucose.
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Posted 10 November 2005
I'll have to carry my bat stuff in this since I've devoted the utility belt to diabetes supplies.
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Posted 22 November 2006
Frankly, darling, I think your doctor is a little obsessive about this compliance thing.
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Posted 10 November 2005
Oh, yeah, I'll see your Glucovance and raise you two Avandial.
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Posted 10 November 2005
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He's called Sir Lance-A-Lot because he's always checking his blood glucose.
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Posted 10 November 2005
You lose... your turn to get your blood glucose tested.
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Posted 10 November 2005
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I must say Robin, your men are much merrier since they've had their BG levels stabilized!
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Posted 10 November 2005
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On checking your blood glucose, we have found the reason why you're mad, Mister Hatter.
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Posted 10 November 2005
Frank discovered one of the many pitfalls of treating low blood sugar at three o'clock in the morning.
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Posted 10 November 2005
By restricting both a patient's activity and caloric intake, the controversial "Duct Tape" therapy proved an effective alternative to traditional diabetes treatment.
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Posted 10 November 2005
Maybe it'll make you feel better if I told you how many celebrities also have diabetes
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Posted 10 November 2005
I'm a little old lady who lives in a shoe. My husband has developed diabetes, I'd like to know what to do
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Posted 10 November 2005
