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Updated 15 weeks ago
How come you always call me 'sweetie-pie' when Daddy says you aren't supposed to have any sweets 'cuz you got di-beedees.
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Posted 29 January 2008
This is so romantic, Darling. Just you and me and your dietician.
Sent 7 Times
Posted 29 January 2008
Relax, that's needles, the camp mascot.
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Posted 29 January 2008
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… and our lucky super lotto winner has just told us his winning five numbers were the results of his last five blood glucose tests…
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Posted 29 January 2008
A sure sign someone is unclear on the concept of tight blood glucose control.
Sent 28 Times
Posted 29 January 2008
I beg your pardon, but I am not a diabetic… I am what you should refer to as 'Pancreatically- Disadvantaged'.
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Posted 29 January 2008
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Another 'sure-fire' gourmet product hits the diabetes market.
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Posted 29 January 2008
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Dad had to stop and take another blood test. How many more tests is he going to take before he passes?
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Posted 29 January 2008
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Although Emma truly appreciated her husband's attempts to create sugar-free desserts, his latest creation made her consider barring him from the kitchen.
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Posted 29 January 2008
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Being both a die-hard football fan and a diabetic, Adrian made it a point to watch all the college bowl games, except for the Sugar Bowl.
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Posted 29 January 2008
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I think you're going overboard with this compliancy issue, Doc!
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Posted 29 January 2008
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Sometimes the worst thing about a hypoglycemic episode is later hearing what you actually did and where.
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Posted 27 January 2008
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To Walter, it suddenly became painfully apparent that it was indeed time for a new lancet.
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Posted 27 January 2008
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I realize you have diabetes, Mr. Carlton. However, I don't think the IRS is going to allow you to deduct the depreciation in the value of pancreas.
Sent 5 Times
Posted 27 January 2008
I live in constant fear that one day my hypoglycemic episodes will end up on YouTube.
Sent 27 Times
Posted 16 September 2007
I’ve got good news and bad news. We’re very close to finding a cure. We have five years left on our funding.
Sent once
Posted 1 October 2007
It was either get a second mortgage or take on a sponsor.
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Posted 1 October 2007
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Actos! It looks like they worship the same thing we do.
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Posted 18 July 2007
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Be honest with me, Doc… What will this do to my abiliity to jump over the moon?
Sent 5 Times
Posted 21 May 2007
My insulin levels feel really out of whack.
How much sugar is there in a traffic jam?
Sent 24 Times
Posted 9 April 2007
I prefer to be called your diabetes counselor,
not your meter maid.
Sent 33 Times
Posted 5 April 2007
Be honest with me, doc. How much longer do I have to ignore your diagnosis?
Sent 13 Times
Posted 5 April 2007
It was just a hypoglycemic episode. Could you get some candy and push me back in?
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Posted 8 February 2007
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You’ve got to act sensible, and eat the positive, eliminate the negative, and don’t mess with Mr. Sugar in between! (unless you have low blood sugar)
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Posted 8 February 2007
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Miracle my eye. If they only knew how much it cost us in research and development!
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Posted 8 February 2007
Your diabetes is out of control! I want you to stop eating those little children and move out of that sugar shack!
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Posted 11 October 2006
If you take that shot, my name is Tate—Regurgi-Tate.
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Posted 20 September 2006
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That’s our exchange student. She helps Albert with his diabetic exchanges.
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Posted 7 September 2006
It’s a sugar-free, dairy-free ice cream—Vanilla ice!
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Posted 20 August 2006
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Don’t worry about your dietitian finding out, Allison. What happens in Baskin & Robbins stays in Baskin & Robbins.
Sent 110 Times
Posted 20 August 2006
Oh no, darling. You misunderstood. When I said I had cold feet, I just meant I had some diabetic symptoms.
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Posted 20 June 2006
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Another hypoglycemic episode? I’m not buying it, Snowball!
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Posted 20 June 2006
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Oh, and I lost 30 pounds and my blood sugar levels have been going down daily.
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Posted 20 June 2006
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I never should have tied one on before getting my medic alert tattoo.
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Posted 22 May 2006
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It’s not a reality show. This is my HMO’s compliancy team.
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Posted 20 April 2006
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What’s so hilarious? All I asked was, Do you have any sugar-free donuts?
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Posted 19 March 2006
I keep this to remind me of what could happen if I don’t carefully monitor my BG levels.
Sent 21 Times
Posted 19 March 2006
Oh boy, Arnold. Just what I wanted. Sugar-free chocolate-covered ants!
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Posted 18 February 2006
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I may have nine lives, but you don’t. So do me a favor, start taking your diabetes a little more seriously.
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Posted 18 February 2006
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And then the big bear said, someone’s been eating my sugar-free desserts.
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Posted 18 February 2006
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That’s not what the doctor meant when he said to use alcohol after each injection, Howard.
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Posted 18 February 2006
Honey, play 121. That was my blood sugar reading this morning after breakfast.
Sent 29 Times
Posted 23 January 2006
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We're training the bees to make sugar-free honey. They don't much like the idea.
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Posted 23 January 2006
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What are the chances of growing some low-carbohydrate vegetables?
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Posted 23 January 2006
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And all this time I thought I was his best friend.
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Posted 23 November 2005
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Good news, honey . . . The butcher said that the turkey had diabetes.
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Posted 23 November 2005
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Oh, don’t mind me. I’ve already seen the doctor. I’m just waiting till he’s through with Diabetes Health magazine, so I can finish the article I was reading.
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Posted 23 November 2005
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It’s sugar-free, carb-free, fat-free and sodium-free—but not cost-free!
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Posted 10 November 2005
How do you like that new sugar-free chocolate I found?
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Posted 10 November 2005
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It's funny how we met. I mistook his hypoglycemic episode for the mating dance.
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Posted 10 November 2005
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As a magazine editor with diabetes, I am doubly concerned about circulation.
Sent 8 Times
Posted 10 November 2005
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When you get to be my age, you'll learn to know what's in demand.
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Posted 10 November 2005
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So much for the decrease in my carb intake. Let's move on to quarterly profits.
Sent twice
Posted 10 November 2005
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Because you've been listening to old Barry Gibb records, your BeeGee levels are normal.
Sent 27 Times
Posted 10 November 2005
I've been alternating my test sites. Yesterday is was Chavez Ravine, today it's Disneyland, tomorrow it'll be Universal Studios.
Sent 11 Times
Posted 10 November 2005
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I don't think this is what your doctor meant by lowering your carbs, honey.
Sent 47 Times
Posted 10 November 2005
Have you been experimenting with the diabetic cookbook again?
Sent 15 Times
Posted 10 November 2005
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You're a good dietitian, Donna, but I can take it from here.
Sent 9 Times
Posted 10 November 2005
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My goodness, you're right! That was Wilford Brimley dropping off my diabetes supplies.
Sent 7 Times
Posted 10 November 2005
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Tests show your BG levels are high. That could be one reason for your irritability!
Sent 9 Times
Posted 10 November 2005
Okay, I've packed the sleeping bags, fishing poles, tent, pots and pans, meter and strips and glucose tablets. Billy, did you pack your stuff? Billy? ... Billy...?
Sent 6 Times
Posted 10 November 2005
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Okay, now let's try those diabetes medications on him!
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Posted 10 November 2005
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Oh, dear. My darn insurance company is now denying me the right to see my doctor about my diabetes.
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Posted 10 November 2005
I'm a meter maid. May I see your blood glucose meter?
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Posted 10 November 2005
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